Asshat Metal Band

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Trying out new names and every one is taken
You think this is easy?, Well my friend you’d be mistaken
Every combination ends with the color black
From A Drop Of Joker all the way to Ground Attack

Every time I have a good idea, it’s an asshat metal band
I don’t want to steal from an asshat metal band
I don’t get the appeal of an asshat metal band
I guess I’m not what you’d call an asshat metal fan

I see that Iron Fist is now Bad City Girl
And some guys in France are called Forsaken World
Even Acoustic Crime’s already been used
And I can’t call myself A Mind Confused

I’m ready for a million dollars
I’m writing songs about you
It’s a margarita Monday
I’m a swimming machine. Boo.
Goodbye to the river, we’re waving
Move to Greece, it’s a thing we could do
No matter what I said last night
I’m pretty sure I still like you


from The Yams, released September 4, 2016
Tim: vocals, guitars, and bass.
Clarke: backing vocals and weirdness, guitars.
Grant: drums.
Bob: rhythm and lead guitars, backing vocals.



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Letter Seventeen Norcross

Whimsical indie pop from a one-man band. Except when other people help. Which is quite often. So it's not like a one-man band at all.
Oh. And there are songs about donkeys.

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